Kaneer kavithai

Pirivai ninaithu kavidhai



yeludhinen,



kaagidham nanaindhu



vitadhu.



Piragu thaan



therindhadhu



vandhadhu kavithai alla,



en kanner yendru.

Kaneer kavithai

Pirivai ninaithu kavidhai



yeludhinen,



kaagidham nanaindhu



vitadhu.



Piragu thaan



therindhadhu



vandhadhu kavithai alla,



en kanner yendru.

Good morning sms

welcome to new morning with a



smile on ur face ,love in ur



heart,good thoughts in ur mind



& u will have a wonderfull



day,gud morning

Good morning sms

welcome to new morning with a



smile on ur face ,love in ur



heart,good thoughts in ur mind



& u will have a wonderfull



day,gud morning

Sweet dreams..

No matter if the sky is black or

blue, No matter if there are stars

or moon, As long as your heart is

true Sweet dreams will always be

with u. Good Night!

Sweet dreams..

No matter if the sky is black or

blue, No matter if there are stars

or moon, As long as your heart is

true Sweet dreams will always be

with u. Good Night!

good night sms

The love we shared will see u

through,

Hold on with all ur might,

Toall the faith and love we

shared

For this iz just Good-Night.

good night sms

The love we shared will see u

through,

Hold on with all ur might,

Toall the faith and love we

shared

For this iz just Good-Night.

Funny insult msg

Power cut aana

ellorum

match box

theduvanga,

torch light

theduvanga,

aana na mattum

unna theduven.

yenna nee thaan

"TUBE LIGHT"

aache.. Ha..ha........,.

Funny insult msg

Power cut aana

ellorum

match box

theduvanga,

torch light

theduvanga,

aana na mattum

unna theduven.

yenna nee thaan

"TUBE LIGHT"

aache.. Ha..ha........,.

Style of Success

Risk is my life.

Possible is my love...

Impossible is my aim...

Dangerous is my game...

So, Play with me...

Because,

"SUCCESS" is my name...

Style of Success

Risk is my life.

Possible is my love...

Impossible is my aim...

Dangerous is my game...

So, Play with me...

Because,

"SUCCESS" is my name...

Beautiful fact lines

#Fact of life:

V never accept our mistakes..

:-)

#Fact of love:

V want our lover to be in contact with us alwz

:-)

#Fact of studies:

V learn good things to do all bad things in a smart manner..

:-)

#Fact about god:

V ve never seen him but v still believe him

:-)

#Fact about parents:

Having god nearby and searching elsewhere

:-)

#Fact about friends:

Cant even imagine a life without them

:-)

#Fact of this sms: V fwd it to ple whom v really love..!

Beautiful fact lines

#Fact of life:

V never accept our mistakes..

:-)

#Fact of love:

V want our lover to be in contact with us alwz

:-)

#Fact of studies:

V learn good things to do all bad things in a smart manner..

:-)

#Fact about god:

V ve never seen him but v still believe him

:-)

#Fact about parents:

Having god nearby and searching elsewhere

:-)

#Fact about friends:

Cant even imagine a life without them

:-)

#Fact of this sms: V fwd it to ple whom v really love..!

Funny love propose

A guy proposed a girl saying"I luv u.



I was in luv wid u 4m the 1st time I saw u.



I can do any thng 4 u



I can brng d stars 4m d skies.



I can oppose d whole world 4u.



I can live 4u



I can die 4u.





"the girl quitely replied.

.



.

"Anna naaeku english raadu telugu lo cheppandi"

Funny love propose

A guy proposed a girl saying"I luv u.



I was in luv wid u 4m the 1st time I saw u.



I can do any thng 4 u



I can brng d stars 4m d skies.



I can oppose d whole world 4u.



I can live 4u



I can die 4u.





"the girl quitely replied.

.



.

"Anna naaeku english raadu telugu lo cheppandi"

Feel of lover

Ninaivugal unnai thoda thoda un manathil naan irupen.

Ennai parka aasaipattal un ithayathil kai vaithu paar

naan thudipathu unaku puriyum...

Feel of lover

Ninaivugal unnai thoda thoda un manathil naan irupen.

Ennai parka aasaipattal un ithayathil kai vaithu paar

naan thudipathu unaku puriyum...

Funny lovers msg

Onc a girl askd her lvr- Y we hav units 2 measure

Weight

Height

Force

Speed

Distance etc.



Bt nthng to measure

Luv

Trust

Frndshp..





Boy thought for a while,



Lookd into her deep eyes nd went near her ears nd said-













Dho paar,

Saavadikaadha..

Already na physics la failu.....

Funny lovers msg

Onc a girl askd her lvr- Y we hav units 2 measure

Weight

Height

Force

Speed

Distance etc.



Bt nthng to measure

Luv

Trust

Frndshp..





Boy thought for a while,



Lookd into her deep eyes nd went near her ears nd said-













Dho paar,

Saavadikaadha..

Already na physics la failu.....

Koundamani vs senthil msg

Koundamani:dai naaya raathri mobile charge podatha, Battery blast aagidum.







Senthil: Enakku theriyum nai, athukku thaan battery'a eduthuttu charge podurain.







Koundamani:ada bluetooth mandaiya

Koundamani vs senthil msg

Koundamani:dai naaya raathri mobile charge podatha, Battery blast aagidum.







Senthil: Enakku theriyum nai, athukku thaan battery'a eduthuttu charge podurain.







Koundamani:ada bluetooth mandaiya

Understandable msg

Purinjaa Puriyuthunu Sollanum. Puriyalana Puriyalanu Sollanum. Puriyama Purinjuthunu Sonna Purinjathum Puriyama Poidum. Purinchatha Puriyalainu Sonna Puriyadhadum Puriyadhu. Naan Solradhu Purinjutha Puriyalaya.? Purincha Purinchidhunu Sollu Puriyalana Puriyalanu Sollu Purinchikittu Puriyalainu Sollatha Puriyama Purinchudhunu Sollatha Unakku Purinchudha Illai Puriyalayaanu Yenakku Puriyara Maadiri Sollu Paarppom. Enna purinchuthaa!

Understandable msg

Purinjaa Puriyuthunu Sollanum. Puriyalana Puriyalanu Sollanum. Puriyama Purinjuthunu Sonna Purinjathum Puriyama Poidum. Purinchatha Puriyalainu Sonna Puriyadhadum Puriyadhu. Naan Solradhu Purinjutha Puriyalaya.? Purincha Purinchidhunu Sollu Puriyalana Puriyalanu Sollu Purinchikittu Puriyalainu Sollatha Puriyama Purinchudhunu Sollatha Unakku Purinchudha Illai Puriyalayaanu Yenakku Puriyara Maadiri Sollu Paarppom. Enna purinchuthaa!

Good son , busted dad msg

Mom : Yen da alara?

Son : Appa enaku kiss tharala..

Mom : Nee nalla padi appa unaku kiss tharuvaru..

Son : Namma veetu velakkari enna IAS a padicha..?

Mom : ?!?!?!

Good son , busted dad msg

Mom : Yen da alara?

Son : Appa enaku kiss tharala..

Mom : Nee nalla padi appa unaku kiss tharuvaru..

Son : Namma veetu velakkari enna IAS a padicha..?

Mom : ?!?!?!

Wife vs husband

SUN MUSIC

LADY: nenga enga

irunthu pesuringa?



MAN: thee nagar



LADY: oh nanum thee

nagar than

endha area?



MAN: saai apartments



LADY: ada, nanum antha apartment than

unga flat number enna?



MAN: 4/B



LADY: kindal pannathinga

athu en flat number



MAN: saniyane naan un

purushandi

SAAVI ENGADI IRUKKU

Wife vs husband

SUN MUSIC

LADY: nenga enga

irunthu pesuringa?



MAN: thee nagar



LADY: oh nanum thee

nagar than

endha area?



MAN: saai apartments



LADY: ada, nanum antha apartment than

unga flat number enna?



MAN: 4/B



LADY: kindal pannathinga

athu en flat number



MAN: saniyane naan un

purushandi

SAAVI ENGADI IRUKKU

Funny msg for ever

"Lattum uro naan"

"Usool uro naan"

"Ukkurik uro naan"

"Maihtiap uro naan'





Enna Puriyaliya? Intha Msga Reversla Padinga Neenga Yarunu Puriyum...

Funny msg for ever

"Lattum uro naan"

"Usool uro naan"

"Ukkurik uro naan"

"Maihtiap uro naan'





Enna Puriyaliya? Intha Msga Reversla Padinga Neenga Yarunu Puriyum...

Beautiful line msg

One Beautiful £ine written on the back of



T-shirt-:







"Great leaders are rare so I am following



Myself. . ."

Beautiful line msg

One Beautiful £ine written on the back of



T-shirt-:







"Great leaders are rare so I am following



Myself. . ."

Extreme of asking treat..

To all my frnds:

"If i come to know that i wud die soon, i wud hide it from u till i die, because u idiots will ask treat for that also.

Extreme of asking treat..

To all my frnds:

"If i come to know that i wud die soon, i wud hide it from u till i die, because u idiots will ask treat for that also.

Kitchen galatta

Wife: Darling, naalaiku namma

wedding day, so idhuvarai naan

paarkaadha place’ku ennai

kootittu poganum. Okva?

Husband: sari dear. vaa

kitchenukku pogalaam.

Kitchen galatta

Wife: Darling, naalaiku namma

wedding day, so idhuvarai naan

paarkaadha place’ku ennai

kootittu poganum. Okva?

Husband: sari dear. vaa

kitchenukku pogalaam.

Figuru msg

Ethir veetu figura sariya

pakkamudiyama kastapaten ana

ippo pakathu theru figure kuda

nalla theriuthu..

Thanks 2

VASANEYE CARE.

(naanga irukom);-)

Figuru msg

Ethir veetu figura sariya

pakkamudiyama kastapaten ana

ippo pakathu theru figure kuda

nalla theriuthu..

Thanks 2

VASANEYE CARE.

(naanga irukom);-)

Funny cricketers msg(world cup)

Dhoni: Yenda appadi keta?



Sreesanth: illa Captain athu vanthu.....



Dhoni: Yenda enna pathu andha kelvi keta?



Sree: Mannichidunga captain theriyama kettutaen.



Dhoni: Enna patha unaku epadi da theriuthu . Eppadi da enna pathu antha kelvi keta?



Sachin: Appadi enna kelvi than avan ketutan, Pavam.



Dhoni: ulaga kopaiya nama vachirukom, atha vachi irundha antha 2ndu FIGURE'a ippa yaru vachi irukaanganu kekuran...

Funny cricketers msg(world cup)

Dhoni: Yenda appadi keta?



Sreesanth: illa Captain athu vanthu.....



Dhoni: Yenda enna pathu andha kelvi keta?



Sree: Mannichidunga captain theriyama kettutaen.



Dhoni: Enna patha unaku epadi da theriuthu . Eppadi da enna pathu antha kelvi keta?



Sachin: Appadi enna kelvi than avan ketutan, Pavam.



Dhoni: ulaga kopaiya nama vachirukom, atha vachi irundha antha 2ndu FIGURE'a ippa yaru vachi irukaanganu kekuran...

Wineshop msg :)

Confident Lines On A WINE SHOP Board..

"Men Who Love A Girl Truly,

Will One Day Love Me Too..." :)

Wineshop msg :)

Confident Lines On A WINE SHOP Board..

"Men Who Love A Girl Truly,

Will One Day Love Me Too..." :)

Gilma msg ;)

'Unnidam irrupathai nee ulagathuku kaattu, ulagam unnai nesikum..!



sonnavarkal















-Nayanthara,

-Namitha,

-shreya...

Gilma msg ;)

'Unnidam irrupathai nee ulagathuku kaattu, ulagam unnai nesikum..!



sonnavarkal















-Nayanthara,

-Namitha,

-shreya...

Student vs teacher msg

Teacher: Pasangala.. Neengellam Nalla Padichu Namma Naattuku Nalla Peru Vaangi Tharanum.

Student:- yen 'INDIA'ingra Peru Nalla dhane Iruku...

Student vs teacher msg

Teacher: Pasangala.. Neengellam Nalla Padichu Namma Naattuku Nalla Peru Vaangi Tharanum.

Student:- yen 'INDIA'ingra Peru Nalla dhane Iruku...

Funny LOVE letter

MAN 1: Nurseku love letter kudukum pothu mistake panniten.







MAN 2: Enna mistake da.









MAN 1: letter la

I LOVE YOU SISTER nu Eluthiten.:-)

Funny LOVE letter

MAN 1: Nurseku love letter kudukum pothu mistake panniten.







MAN 2: Enna mistake da.









MAN 1: letter la

I LOVE YOU SISTER nu Eluthiten.:-)

Funny insult msg

Onnu Mattum Nalla Therinjuko.. . ADIKKADI Msg Anupura na onnum Velai Illatha veti officerum Illa... . Adha Padichittu DELETE Pandra nee onnum DOCOMO company owner'um Illa. . Rendu perum "dubacur" than. . Neenga no.1 dubacur.

Nan no.2. dubacur avlothaan different......:-)

Funny insult msg

Onnu Mattum Nalla Therinjuko.. . ADIKKADI Msg Anupura na onnum Velai Illatha veti officerum Illa... . Adha Padichittu DELETE Pandra nee onnum DOCOMO company owner'um Illa. . Rendu perum "dubacur" than. . Neenga no.1 dubacur.

Nan no.2. dubacur avlothaan different......:-)

funny dad and magal

LKG girl in Telephone..



Appa: Entha phone vanthalum naan veetla illanu sollu..

Magal: serippa..

Tring tring...

Magal: Hello... Appa veetla thaan irukar.

Appa: yenma irukenu sonna?

Magal: Nilamai puriyama pesathingappa... Athu ennoda lover!

LKG rockz...

funny dad and magal

LKG girl in Telephone..



Appa: Entha phone vanthalum naan veetla illanu sollu..

Magal: serippa..

Tring tring...

Magal: Hello... Appa veetla thaan irukar.

Appa: yenma irukenu sonna?

Magal: Nilamai puriyama pesathingappa... Athu ennoda lover!

LKG rockz...

Smile sms

Boomi sirithal



Boogambam.







Kadal sirithal



Sunami







kaatru sirithal



puyal.



Enn Friend



Ne sirithal



Punnagai.







Un mobile



Sirithal



En "sweet sms".

Smile sms

Boomi sirithal



Boogambam.







Kadal sirithal



Sunami







kaatru sirithal



puyal.



Enn Friend



Ne sirithal



Punnagai.







Un mobile



Sirithal



En "sweet sms".

police thirudan sms

Thirudan1: Raathiri

evvalavu thirudinom

endru ennamalae,

panatha olicchu

vachu'ttomae.

Thirudan2: No problem,

naalaikku paper'la

varum la, appam

paarthu'kkalam.

police thirudan sms

Thirudan1: Raathiri

evvalavu thirudinom

endru ennamalae,

panatha olicchu

vachu'ttomae.

Thirudan2: No problem,

naalaikku paper'la

varum la, appam

paarthu'kkalam.

funny 'JEPPIER' english.

In Tamilnadu , there is a well

known person by name , Mr.

Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama

deemed university and some

more self financing

colleges , always speaks in

English. That college students

have collected & published a

book by name "Jappier's Spoken

English"

...... Njoy ............with

his......... .....English. ......... .......

Now , here are some classic

English sentences from the great

"Jappier's Spoken English"

# At the ground:

------------ -----

All of you stand in a straight

circle.

There is no wind in the balloon.

The girl with the mirror please

comes her...{Means: girl with

specs

please

come here).

# To a boy , angrily:

------------ ---------

I talk , he talk , why you middle

middle talk?

# While punishing students:

------------ --------- --

You , rotate the ground four

times...

You , go and understand the

tree...

You three of you stand together

separately.

Why are you late - say YES or

NO .....(?)

# While addressing students

about Dress Code: (he is very

strict abt this )

------------ --------- --

Every body should wear dress to

college

Boys no proplum

Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)

Girls should wear only slawar no

nitee.

Girls should not wear T sirt , U

shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to

wear

..... remove it when inside the

campus and put it oout side the

campus

# Sir at his best:

------------ ---

Sir had once gone to a film with

his wife. By chance , he

happened to

see

one of our boys at the theatre ,

though the boy did no t see

them.

So the next day at s school... (to

that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you

WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema

Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class

room:

------------ --------- --------- ---------

-------

Open the doors of the window.

Let the atmosphere come in.

Open the doors of the window.

Let the Air Force come in.

Cut an apple into two halves - I

will take the bigger half.

Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal

JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor

You , meet me behind the class.

(Meaning AFTER the class..)

This one is cool >> "Both of u

three get out of the class."

Close the doors of the windows

please. I have winter in my nose

today...

Take Copper Wire of any metal

especially of Silver.....

Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Last but not the least some

Jeppiar experiences ...

Once Sir had come late to a

college function , by the time he

reached , the function had

begun , so he went to the dais ,

and said , sorry I am late ,

because on the way my car hit 2

muttons (Meaning goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002:

"This college strict u the worry

no .... U get good marks , I the

happy , tomorrow u get good

job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u

marry I the enjoy"

At St. Josephs college of

engineering fresh years day

2003:

"No ragging this college.

Anybody rag we arrest the police

"

funny 'JEPPIER' english.

In Tamilnadu , there is a well

known person by name , Mr.

Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama

deemed university and some

more self financing

colleges , always speaks in

English. That college students

have collected & published a

book by name "Jappier's Spoken

English"

...... Njoy ............with

his......... .....English. ......... .......

Now , here are some classic

English sentences from the great

"Jappier's Spoken English"

# At the ground:

------------ -----

All of you stand in a straight

circle.

There is no wind in the balloon.

The girl with the mirror please

comes her...{Means: girl with

specs

please

come here).

# To a boy , angrily:

------------ ---------

I talk , he talk , why you middle

middle talk?

# While punishing students:

------------ --------- --

You , rotate the ground four

times...

You , go and understand the

tree...

You three of you stand together

separately.

Why are you late - say YES or

NO .....(?)

# While addressing students

about Dress Code: (he is very

strict abt this )

------------ --------- --

Every body should wear dress to

college

Boys no proplum

Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)

Girls should wear only slawar no

nitee.

Girls should not wear T sirt , U

shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to

wear

..... remove it when inside the

campus and put it oout side the

campus

# Sir at his best:

------------ ---

Sir had once gone to a film with

his wife. By chance , he

happened to

see

one of our boys at the theatre ,

though the boy did no t see

them.

So the next day at s school... (to

that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you

WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema

Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class

room:

------------ --------- --------- ---------

-------

Open the doors of the window.

Let the atmosphere come in.

Open the doors of the window.

Let the Air Force come in.

Cut an apple into two halves - I

will take the bigger half.

Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal

JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor

You , meet me behind the class.

(Meaning AFTER the class..)

This one is cool >> "Both of u

three get out of the class."

Close the doors of the windows

please. I have winter in my nose

today...

Take Copper Wire of any metal

especially of Silver.....

Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Last but not the least some

Jeppiar experiences ...

Once Sir had come late to a

college function , by the time he

reached , the function had

begun , so he went to the dais ,

and said , sorry I am late ,

because on the way my car hit 2

muttons (Meaning goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002:

"This college strict u the worry

no .... U get good marks , I the

happy , tomorrow u get good

job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u

marry I the enjoy"

At St. Josephs college of

engineering fresh years day

2003:

"No ragging this college.

Anybody rag we arrest the police

"

Tamil kadi

Engineering Collegela padichu

Engineer aagalaam, Presidency

collegela

padichu president aaga

mudiyumaa?!

Tamil kadi

Engineering Collegela padichu

Engineer aagalaam, Presidency

collegela

padichu president aaga

mudiyumaa?!

tamil kadi sms

Gangai aathula meen

pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula

meen pidikkalaam .. aana

Iyer aathula meen pidikka

mudiyuma?

tamil kadi sms

Gangai aathula meen

pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula

meen pidikkalaam .. aana

Iyer aathula meen pidikka

mudiyuma?

funny father sms

Teacher: unga payyan

ippadi niraya

kudikiranea, neenga

ketka koodatha?

Father: naan

kettathuku ..Intha

sarakku unakku

othukkathu..Appadinu

sollittan sir...

funny father sms

Teacher: unga payyan

ippadi niraya

kudikiranea, neenga

ketka koodatha?

Father: naan

kettathuku ..Intha

sarakku unakku

othukkathu..Appadinu

sollittan sir...

husband and wife sms

Wife : yenga nan karpama iruken



Hus : ha! nalla vishayam



unga appa, amma kita sonniya?



Wife : ponga, nan college



padikum pothu sonnathuke



adichanga...

husband and wife sms

Wife : yenga nan karpama iruken



Hus : ha! nalla vishayam



unga appa, amma kita sonniya?



Wife : ponga, nan college



padikum pothu sonnathuke



adichanga...

College Galatta sms

Professor: Yeanda,naan paadam

nadathum boadhu,

ennai ketkkaama avan velliya

poraan.?

Student :Sir Avanukku

Thookkathula Nadakkura

Viyaadhi

College Galatta sms

Professor: Yeanda,naan paadam

nadathum boadhu,

ennai ketkkaama avan velliya

poraan.?

Student :Sir Avanukku

Thookkathula Nadakkura

Viyaadhi

College funny song sms

"College oru ROADHANAI.

Classroom VEADHANAI.

Leckcharar thaalaatum VEENAI.

Semester Yenbadhu SOADHANAI.

Yellaathaiyum kadandhu

Pass aavadhey

SAADHANAI.! SAADHANAI."!

College funny song sms

"College oru ROADHANAI.

Classroom VEADHANAI.

Leckcharar thaalaatum VEENAI.

Semester Yenbadhu SOADHANAI.

Yellaathaiyum kadandhu

Pass aavadhey

SAADHANAI.! SAADHANAI."!

Lovers plan Suicide.

Lovers plan Suicide.



Boy jumps First.



Girl Closed her eyes and returned.



Boy in air Opens



Parachute and says



"Theriyum dee



unga thilaalangadi vealai".

Lovers plan Suicide.

Lovers plan Suicide.



Boy jumps First.



Girl Closed her eyes and returned.



Boy in air Opens



Parachute and says



"Theriyum dee



unga thilaalangadi vealai".

Mr.bean funny sms

Manager : Yenga Bank'la Interest Illaama Loan kodukkiroam..











Mr.Bean : Kodukkaradha konjam Sandhoashama kodukkalamla, yean



Interest Illaama kodukkireenga.?.!

Mr.bean funny sms

Manager : Yenga Bank'la Interest Illaama Loan kodukkiroam..











Mr.Bean : Kodukkaradha konjam Sandhoashama kodukkalamla, yean



Interest Illaama kodukkireenga.?.!

funny logic sms

Postman Brings "Post"



MilKman Brings "MilK"



Paperman Brings "Paper"





Then Why Does Fireman Bring "Water".?



Idha Sonna MoKKa Poadureanu Solraangappa..

funny logic sms

Postman Brings "Post"



MilKman Brings "MilK"



Paperman Brings "Paper"





Then Why Does Fireman Bring "Water".?



Idha Sonna MoKKa Poadureanu Solraangappa..

college funny sms

Prof: Padikura pasanga oru naalaiku 7 manineram thoongina podhum..!



Deepak: Adhu eppadi sir mudiyum..! college'e 5 hours dhaane nadakkudhu..!

college funny sms

Prof: Padikura pasanga oru naalaiku 7 manineram thoongina podhum..!



Deepak: Adhu eppadi sir mudiyum..! college'e 5 hours dhaane nadakkudhu..!

funny rich sms

Rich man: today i have 14 cars, 15 hotels,8 farmhouses,crores of bankbalance...wat do u have?



POOR MAN: I hav a son and

he is loving ur daughter:-

funny rich sms

Rich man: today i have 14 cars, 15 hotels,8 farmhouses,crores of bankbalance...wat do u have?



POOR MAN: I hav a son and

he is loving ur daughter:-

funny sms

Ethir veetu figure sariya theriyama kashtapaten, aana ipo pakkathu theru figure kooda nalla theriyuthu!





thanks 2

VASAN EYE CARE.

(naanga irukkom)...

funny sms

Ethir veetu figure sariya theriyama kashtapaten, aana ipo pakkathu theru figure kooda nalla theriyuthu!





thanks 2

VASAN EYE CARE.

(naanga irukkom)...

FUNNY UKG TERROR'S

A UKG TERROR'S INTERVIEW IN SCHOOL......

SIR: Were did you born?

BOY: Tamil Nadu.

SIR: Which part?

BOY: Enna which part... Whole Body Born in Tamil Nadu..

SIR: ???? Ok.. When Is Your Birthday?

BOY: March 5th.

SIR: Which year?

BOY: Every year...

Enna ya Loose madri kaelvi kaekura? un School-la enakku admission vaendam....

Naan paesama poi LKG Girls-ku Tuition eduthu sampatichikiren po ya... neeyum un schoolum...

FUNNY UKG TERROR'S

A UKG TERROR'S INTERVIEW IN SCHOOL......

SIR: Were did you born?

BOY: Tamil Nadu.

SIR: Which part?

BOY: Enna which part... Whole Body Born in Tamil Nadu..

SIR: ???? Ok.. When Is Your Birthday?

BOY: March 5th.

SIR: Which year?

BOY: Every year...

Enna ya Loose madri kaelvi kaekura? un School-la enakku admission vaendam....

Naan paesama poi LKG Girls-ku Tuition eduthu sampatichikiren po ya... neeyum un schoolum...

Student funny sms

Teacher: Paru antha ponnu 90mark vangiruku avala parthavathu olunga padi da.,

.

Boy: ada ponga madam,avala "pathu pathu"than fail aanen!;-)

Student funny sms

Teacher: Paru antha ponnu 90mark vangiruku avala parthavathu olunga padi da.,

.

Boy: ada ponga madam,avala "pathu pathu"than fail aanen!;-)

funny L.K.G lyrics sms

A poem only 4 u :

Inky pinky ponky.

Message reader monkey.

Reader very angry.

Sender very happy.

Sender smiles Reader cries,

Inky pinky ponky :-)

funny L.K.G lyrics sms

A poem only 4 u :

Inky pinky ponky.

Message reader monkey.

Reader very angry.

Sender very happy.

Sender smiles Reader cries,

Inky pinky ponky :-)

funny Newton's law for students

Newton's latest law..

'To every twist in the question paper, there is an equal and opposite twist in the answer given by the students.:-)

funny Newton's law for students

Newton's latest law..

'To every twist in the question paper, there is an equal and opposite twist in the answer given by the students.:-)

Dad and son funny sms

Appa:nee sight adipia

Son:illa appa

Appa:thanni adipia

Son:illa appa

Appa:apana Unaku oru kettapalakamu kidaiyatha

Son: poi mattum solluvenpa....!

Dad and son funny sms

Appa:nee sight adipia

Son:illa appa

Appa:thanni adipia

Son:illa appa

Appa:apana Unaku oru kettapalakamu kidaiyatha

Son: poi mattum solluvenpa....!

flight comedy

One guy suddenly got up in a plane nd said 'Hijack'..



Everybody put their hands up then suddenly..





Another guy frm other side got up and said 'HiJohn'..

Both friends hugged each other..





Moral: Nalla kelapurangaya beethiya :-D..

flight comedy

One guy suddenly got up in a plane nd said 'Hijack'..



Everybody put their hands up then suddenly..





Another guy frm other side got up and said 'HiJohn'..

Both friends hugged each other..





Moral: Nalla kelapurangaya beethiya :-D..

Mr.bean and police

Police:Unga frnd eppadi setharu?



Mr. Bean:Avan vaithula eli odura madiri irundichinnu sonnan athan na



"ELI MARUNDU"



koduthen! bt athukula eli avana konnutu . . .

Mr.bean and police

Police:Unga frnd eppadi setharu?



Mr. Bean:Avan vaithula eli odura madiri irundichinnu sonnan athan na



"ELI MARUNDU"



koduthen! bt athukula eli avana konnutu . . .

Husband wife comedy

Hus: Look into my Eyes please

What Do u see?

Tell Me.



Wife: I see Real Love.



Hus: Nasama Pochu.!

Kannula Ennamo Vizhunthiruku Edudi.......! Sweet day

Husband wife comedy

Hus: Look into my Eyes please

What Do u see?

Tell Me.



Wife: I see Real Love.



Hus: Nasama Pochu.!

Kannula Ennamo Vizhunthiruku Edudi.......! Sweet day

Class room galata

Teacher :

Radio vai Kandu Pidithavar



"Margony"



Stu: Enga

Veetlayum Oru

Radio

Kaanaama

Poochu Sir,

Kandu Pidichu

Kuduppaara.



Teach :??

Class room galata

Teacher :

Radio vai Kandu Pidithavar



"Margony"



Stu: Enga

Veetlayum Oru

Radio

Kaanaama

Poochu Sir,

Kandu Pidichu

Kuduppaara.



Teach :??

son kidding mom

What is geth.?



Coming home at late night in frnd's bike, and mom waiting outside with broomstick to beat.. u ask "HI mummy Still cleaning house ah:)



have a happy nite

son kidding mom

What is geth.?



Coming home at late night in frnd's bike, and mom waiting outside with broomstick to beat.. u ask "HI mummy Still cleaning house ah:)



have a happy nite

student comic

HM: Dai evanda tamil aasiriyar

kaalai pudichu vaari vitathu…?

STUDENT: Sir, nethu school

vittathum avar thaan,” NAALAI,

KAALAI VAARUNGAL” nu sonnar.

student comic

HM: Dai evanda tamil aasiriyar

kaalai pudichu vaari vitathu…?

STUDENT: Sir, nethu school

vittathum avar thaan,” NAALAI,

KAALAI VAARUNGAL” nu sonnar.

Worlds sweetest and best kindof Sleeping are ...

worlds sweetest and best kind of

Sleeping are:

1-Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder

When We Are Alone.

2-Sleeping on Moms Lap when

we are so tired.

3-Sleeping With Open Eyes When

the Teachers Are lecturing...

Worlds sweetest and best kindof Sleeping are ...

worlds sweetest and best kind of

Sleeping are:

1-Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder

When We Are Alone.

2-Sleeping on Moms Lap when

we are so tired.

3-Sleeping With Open Eyes When

the Teachers Are lecturing...

College Comedy:

Student 1 : Yenda unnai HOD

thiturar?

Student 2: HOD avaroda nayai

kanavillainu paperla news

koduka sonnar. Nan HOD nayai

kanomnu koduthen. Athan!

College Comedy:

Student 1 : Yenda unnai HOD

thiturar?

Student 2: HOD avaroda nayai

kanavillainu paperla news

koduka sonnar. Nan HOD nayai

kanomnu koduthen. Athan!

Ella girls’um sumara dhan iruppanga

Princi: Namma college’la sumara ethana girls iruppanga



Student: Namma college’la ella girls’um sumara dhan iruppanga

Ella girls’um sumara dhan iruppanga

Princi: Namma college’la sumara ethana girls iruppanga



Student: Namma college’la ella girls’um sumara dhan iruppanga

Hey Jimbalakkadi bamba

Proffesor to student: What is ‘attention deficit hyperactive disorder’?



Student: jimbalakkadi bamba . . . .







Proffesor: Sorry, I don’t understand anything what you said.!



Student: Same here

Hey Jimbalakkadi bamba

Proffesor to student: What is ‘attention deficit hyperactive disorder’?



Student: jimbalakkadi bamba . . . .







Proffesor: Sorry, I don’t understand anything what you said.!



Student: Same here

College Jokes

Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru

vishayatthai matravargaluku

puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan

oru muttal…

Student : Puriyala sir.

Good night friends!

College Jokes

Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru

vishayatthai matravargaluku

puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan

oru muttal…

Student : Puriyala sir.

Good night friends!

Naughty Joke

Don’t stand too much in front of



MIRROR. Even d mirror will fall in



love with u



BCZ u r so cute.!



For more JOKES recharge Rs.30/



mth to my number

Naughty Joke

Don’t stand too much in front of



MIRROR. Even d mirror will fall in



love with u



BCZ u r so cute.!



For more JOKES recharge Rs.30/



mth to my number

Google Timing Sms

Wife to husband:



U don’t LOVE me at all…



Husband points towards their 5



childrens n says -



Do u think I downloaded these



from google???

Google Timing Sms

Wife to husband:



U don’t LOVE me at all…



Husband points towards their 5



childrens n says -



Do u think I downloaded these



from google???

Friendship Vs. Kadhal

What Is The Diff B/W

Understand &

Misunderstand.?

Friend Figure Aachuna

Athu Understand!

Figure Friend Aachuna

Athu Misunderstand..!

Friendship Vs. Kadhal

What Is The Diff B/W

Understand &

Misunderstand.?

Friend Figure Aachuna

Athu Understand!

Figure Friend Aachuna

Athu Misunderstand..!

swamigal comedy.

Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?

Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu, 3quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

swamigal comedy.

Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?

Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu, 3quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

lattu comedy

Lifela miss pannakudatha 3 gifts

1.LOVER (gifta vandha kadavul)



2. WIFE (kadavul kodutha gift)



3. WIFE SISTER (Kadvulukke theriyaama vantha gift)



" KANNAA moonaavuthu LADDU THINNA AASAYAAA.? "

lattu comedy

Lifela miss pannakudatha 3 gifts

1.LOVER (gifta vandha kadavul)



2. WIFE (kadavul kodutha gift)



3. WIFE SISTER (Kadvulukke theriyaama vantha gift)



" KANNAA moonaavuthu LADDU THINNA AASAYAAA.? "