In Tamilnadu , there is a well
known person by name , Mr.
Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama
deemed university and some
more self financing
colleges , always speaks in
English. That college students
have collected & published a
book by name "Jappier's Spoken
English"
...... Njoy ............with
his......... .....English. ......... .......
Now , here are some classic
English sentences from the great
"Jappier's Spoken English"
# At the ground:
------------ -----
All of you stand in a straight
circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please
comes her...{Means: girl with
specs
please
come here).
# To a boy , angrily:
------------ ---------
I talk , he talk , why you middle
middle talk?
# While punishing students:
------------ --------- --
You , rotate the ground four
times...
You , go and understand the
tree...
You three of you stand together
separately.
Why are you late - say YES or
NO .....(?)
# While addressing students
about Dress Code: (he is very
strict abt this )
------------ --------- --
Every body should wear dress to
college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no
nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U
shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to
wear
..... remove it when inside the
campus and put it oout side the
campus
# Sir at his best:
------------ ---
Sir had once gone to a film with
his wife. By chance , he
happened to
see
one of our boys at the theatre ,
though the boy did no t see
them.
So the next day at s school... (to
that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema
Theatre"
# Sir at his best inside the Class
room:
------------ --------- --------- ---------
-------
Open the doors of the window.
Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window.
Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I
will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal
JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You , meet me behind the class.
(Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u
three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows
please. I have winter in my nose
today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal
especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....
Last but not the least some
Jeppiar experiences ...
Once Sir had come late to a
college function , by the time he
reached , the function had
begun , so he went to the dais ,
and said , sorry I am late ,
because on the way my car hit 2
muttons (Meaning goats).
At Sathyabama college day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry
no .... U get good marks , I the
happy , tomorrow u get good
job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u
marry I the enjoy"
At St. Josephs college of
engineering fresh years day
2003:
"No ragging this college.
Anybody rag we arrest the police
"
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