Funny sms

STOP EXAM:

15 Trees vetti athil irunthu edukkum paper a than naam oru Examkku use pandrom.

So, Maram vetuvathai thavirppom.

Examai olippom.

"SAVE Trees"

"STOP EXAM" send to all student...

BY,

Exam hall la irunthu Exam eluthama yosipor sangam...

Funny Definitions:

College- A place were dad pays & son plays.

Life Insurance- A contract dat keeps u poor all ur life so dat u can die rich.

Nurse- A person who wakes u up 2 give u sleeping pills.

Marriage- A contract in which a boy loses his bachelor degree & girl gets her masters degree.. 

A simple concept of Love:

Before Love:

Enna ponnu da!!! ava

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After love:

Ponna da ava!!!;)

+ve ATTITUDE:

Girl's Father-I don't want my daughter to spend her entire life with an idiot.

Boyfrnd -That's Y I want to take her away frm U!