Funny Tamil Kavithai 2013

Kazhudhai Sonnadhu!!!
Ennai paarr Yogam Varum…
Figure-i Paarr Sogam Varum!.!.!. :)

Girls Vs Boys Tamil sms 2013 joke

Evlo padichalum girls sollum words?

Padikaladi,

Evlo kudichalum pasanga sollum words,

Bothai ye illa da mama. Unaku?

machi 1 quater sollen..

Hotel server vs Customer - Funny 2013

Owner: Server Anga Enna Galata?

Server: Full meals Kettar Koduthen.

Ownr: Apuram edhuku Galata?

Ser: Meals Inga Iruku Full enganu Kekeraru..

Funny rude sms 2013

What is the difference between dubukku and dubakkoor.
Dubukku will read this msg,
Dubakoor will delete this msg.
Aeh aithalakka aithalakka!!!,
Ippo yenna pannuva?!

Ippo ena pannuva?!

American vs Indian Jokes -Tamil sms

American:Enaku tennis pathi yellam therium, venumna oru kelvi ketu paru..

Indian:O apadiya!
sari tennis batla yethana oota irukunu sollu paapom..

American: unakellam nalla saave varathu da.!!



INDIANS Are Very INTELLIGENT. ;)

Best Funny Good night 2013

What is geth?

Coming home at late night in frnd's bike, and

 mom waiting outside with broomstick to beat u.

u ask

"HI mummy Still cleaning house ah?".

good ngt

Funny sms about Wascodagama :)

Wascodagama ippodhu irundhaal avar peyar enna Theriyumaa?

ISCODAGAMA bcaz 'was' past Tense, 'Is' present Tense.

by english ah kasta patu padipor sangam....

Funny sms about sighting

Sir: Yemma

late?

Girl: oru paiyan ennai follow panran sir.

Sir : ok, athukkum nee late ta varrathukku yenna sammantham.



Girl: antha paiyan romba slowa varan.

Kiss sms ;)

Jok :

Husband :-

Intha maasam salary-ku bathilla unaku nan 3500 kiss tharalamnu iruken, ok va di...??

Wife :-

Enaku onnum problem illa.,

 Naanum appadiye cable karanuku 150 kiss, pal karanuku 200 kiss, paper karanuku 220 kiss kodukalamnu eruken paravalaya...?

Hus :- ?

Suspense sms about something

Chocolaty & crunchy outside...

Creamy & whitish inside...Guess what it is??????? sapdanum pola iruka.?? Hmm... . . .



Its COCKROACH.

Bank robbing funny sms

Aftr robbing d Bank,
 robber 2 clerk:
Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.

Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?

2nd clerk: No, But my manager saw u!

New style msg

Msg iruku, aana illa.
Msg illa, aana iruku. Puriyalaya.? Ippa,intha msgla ethavathu"msg" iruka.?Illa,aana inboxla msg irukula

Don't cry..



payapullanga ipdithaan enakum anunanga...
Happy night...

Funny sms

kids lv.:

dad:ni avakita"i lv u"soniya.

Son:sonen bt athu natakathu.

dad:y?

son:Ava vera yaro 2 pera lv panralam.

dad:yar da avanga.




Son:Therila Ava "i lv u 2'nu matum solitu odita.

REALLY TOUCHING STORY

1 day 3 boys proposed a
Girl..
1st: I can die for you..
... Girl- All people saying like this 2nd- I can bring star from
the sky
Girl- This is very old
dialogue
3rd- I can delete my facebook account
for you... Girl- (with tear on her eyes)
I will marry you and they
lived happily ever
after!

Vada pochee ......

In 1995,
1 Vadai is 50ps.
1 call is 5Rs.
But,Now
1 call is 50p &
1 Vadai is Rs.5
Moral:
Technology was Improve, but enna use?
Vada poche...! 

World Record 2013

1 million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

"An idea.that can change ur wife"...

Rocking Attitude - Funny

Rocking attitude:

Mother To Son: Get up you useless fellow, Sun has already came..
Son: Hey relax mom, he slept earlier than me!!;)

Good Morng

Gandhiji photo's

I am collecting Gandhiji photo's



Pls help me

Unga veetla
100,
500,
1000 rupees

Note irrundha
enaku money order panunga

By
Gandhiji fan .....

I LOVE YOU too

A Boy was deeply in LOVE with his classmate.

One day he proposed to her.

But she got angry & refused.

One day that girl borrowed a book from him & wrote a message:
I LOVE YOU too, don't leave me please...

But the Boy didn't see that message. He never talked to her.

4 years went...

Finally that girl got married to another boy.



Moral:
Varushathula oru dhadavayachum book'a yaedunga da pavingala:-D:-D;-( 

Whenever any1

Whenever any1 does something bad wid u,
dnt cry.
Rmembr it takes 49 muscles 2 cry
n 12 muscles 2 smile
Bt only 6 muscles 2 give a slap:-P.