Kiss sms ;)

Jok :

Husband :-

Intha maasam salary-ku bathilla unaku nan 3500 kiss tharalamnu iruken, ok va di...??

Wife :-

Enaku onnum problem illa.,

 Naanum appadiye cable karanuku 150 kiss, pal karanuku 200 kiss, paper karanuku 220 kiss kodukalamnu eruken paravalaya...?

Hus :- ?

Cute sms ( 2013 ) - Tamil sms

 Husband says; "When I'm gone 

you'll never find another man like 

me".Wife replied; "What makes 

you think I'd want another man 

like you!" 




                         - Submitted by sankar

Perfect family - Tamil sms 2012 new

Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

How to Make a Wife Happy.?

It's not at all difficult.

Tips: Be a 

1.friend

2.companion

3.lover

4.chef

5.electrician

6.carpenter

7.plumber

8.mechanic

9.decorator

10.stylist

.

51.driver 

52.psychologist

53.pest exterminator

.

.

102.good listener

103.organizer

104.good father

.

.

259.not stress her out

260.not look at other girls

261.remember birthday & anniversary etc.

.

So Easy na!;)

.

How to keep Husband happy?

1) Leave Him Alone.

Why this kolavery di !!!

Husband: Innaikku oru karupu naaiku soru vachiya.?

Wife: Aamanga eppadinga kandu pidichinga.?
Husband: theruvorama sethu kidakku, adan keten...

Husband yaaru ?

DOCTOR : Ennama kalyanam aagi 5 maasam thaan aagudhu adhukulla unga husbandku "kudumba kattu paadu" operation panna solringa? LADY : Aamaam doctor, naan 5 maasam. En sister 4 maasam. En veetu vaelaikari 3 maasam. Enga amma 2 maasam. Paati kooda naethu raathiri vaanthi eduthurichu.. DOCTOR : Unga husband yaaru? LADY : message padichittu onnum theriyatha madri sirikkirar parunga ivaru than.

Darling

Darling

Manaivu pearuku dhaan

Archagar: Archanai unga pearuka ila unga manaivi pearuka?

Bhakthar: Manaivu pearuku dhaan.. Yeanaku dhaan daily veatla archana nadakudthea......

Manaivu pearuku dhaan

Archagar: Archanai unga pearuka ila unga manaivi pearuka?

Bhakthar: Manaivu pearuku dhaan.. Yeanaku dhaan daily veatla archana nadakudthea......

Polaikiradhu kashtam

Wife takes very ill husband to doctor...

Doc says to wife: Give him healthy breakfast daily, be pleasant & in gud mood...

Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss ur problems with him.

Stop watching tv shows & facebook.

Dont demand new jewels.

If u can do this for one year ur husband will be ok...



On the way to home, husband asks wife: What did doctor say..?



Wife: Polaikiradhu kastamnu sollitaar...:)

Polaikiradhu kashtam

Wife takes very ill husband to doctor...

Doc says to wife: Give him healthy breakfast daily, be pleasant & in gud mood...

Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss ur problems with him.

Stop watching tv shows & facebook.

Dont demand new jewels.

If u can do this for one year ur husband will be ok...



On the way to home, husband asks wife: What did doctor say..?



Wife: Polaikiradhu kastamnu sollitaar...:)

Husband: Innaikku oru

Husband: Innaikku oru karupu naaiku soru vachiya.?



Wife: Aamanga Yeppadinga kandu pudichinga.?



Husband: theruvorama sethu kidakku, adan keten.

Husband: Innaikku oru

Husband: Innaikku oru karupu naaiku soru vachiya.?



Wife: Aamanga Yeppadinga kandu pudichinga.?



Husband: theruvorama sethu kidakku, adan keten.

Angry Husband sent SMS

Angry Husband sent SMS to mother-in-law.

"UR PRODUCT NOT COOKING FOOD PROPERLY."



Smart mother-in-law:

"WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE"

Angry Husband sent SMS

Angry Husband sent SMS to mother-in-law.

"UR PRODUCT NOT COOKING FOOD PROPERLY."



Smart mother-in-law:

"WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE"

Sir ennoda wifea kaanom

MAN: Sir ennoda wifea kaanom.



POST MASTER: Idhu post office sir.

Police stationla poi complaint kudunga.



MAN: iyo sandhosathula enga poradhune theriyalaye..

Sir ennoda wifea kaanom

MAN: Sir ennoda wifea kaanom.



POST MASTER: Idhu post office sir.

Police stationla poi complaint kudunga.



MAN: iyo sandhosathula enga poradhune theriyalaye..

Proposed to me

Wife: Look At that drunkard.

Husband:Who is he?

Wife:10yrs back he proposed to me & I rejected him









Husband: oh my god, he is still celebrating!

Proposed to me

Wife: Look At that drunkard.

Husband:Who is he?

Wife:10yrs back he proposed to me & I rejected him









Husband: oh my god, he is still celebrating!