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Love++ program:

Love++ Program:

#include<boy.h>

#include<girl.h>

Void main()

(

int serupu,rose;

if(love==ok)

Printf("ROSE");

else

Printf("SERUPU");

escape();

)

Outpt:Nextfigure

Nee than bilgates ah

Vadivel: ne than bilgates ah?

Bilgates: s, wat do u want?

Vadivel: yenna computer company vachi nadathura? my pictures nu iruku, open panna en photo onnu kooda illa.

Windows nu iruku open panna kaathu varamatenguthu.

My doc nu iruku aana athula en veetu pathiram illaye pa.:-P

Bilgates:...?!

Nee than bilgates ah

Vadivel: ne than bilgates ah?

Bilgates: s, wat do u want?

Vadivel: yenna computer company vachi nadathura? my pictures nu iruku, open panna en photo onnu kooda illa.

Windows nu iruku open panna kaathu varamatenguthu.

My doc nu iruku aana athula en veetu pathiram illaye pa.:-P

Bilgates:...?!

#include

#include

#include

#include

Sleep main()

{

Lights=off;

Blanket=on;

While(!=morning)

{

Eyes(close);

If(kothuk>0)

do

{

Thallikkollel++;

kothuk--;

Else

Fan=on;

}

Sleep(well);

}

swtdrmz;

}

#include

#include

#include

#include

Sleep main()

{

Lights=off;

Blanket=on;

While(!=morning)

{

Eyes(close);

If(kothuk>0)

do

{

Thallikkollel++;

kothuk--;

Else

Fan=on;

}

Sleep(well);

}

swtdrmz;

}

Computer Engineers Produce Films

Computer Engineers Produce Films, What Will be The Film Title?



*GMail s/o Email



*Windows Thaandi Varuvaaya



*RAM Thediya Motherboard



*7GB Google Colony



*Enaku 20MB

Unaku 18MB



*Program Aayiram



*Oru Mouse in Kathai



*Monitorukul Mazhai



*Ellam Processor Seyal



*Naan Graphic Designer Allu*

Computer Engineers Produce Films

Computer Engineers Produce Films, What Will be The Film Title?



*GMail s/o Email



*Windows Thaandi Varuvaaya



*RAM Thediya Motherboard



*7GB Google Colony



*Enaku 20MB

Unaku 18MB



*Program Aayiram



*Oru Mouse in Kathai



*Monitorukul Mazhai



*Ellam Processor Seyal



*Naan Graphic Designer Allu*

'software'na ena, 'hardware'na

Senthil: Annae Annae 'software'na ena, 'hardware'na Ennanae?



koundamani: adeai bluetooth Mandaya,

"Chedi"ya Pudunguna varume adhu Soft veru,

"Maratha" Pudunguna Athu Hard veru' da..

Ithuku than urukulla oru

"ALL IN ALL"

ALLAGUraja . Thevainu solrathu.............!

'software'na ena, 'hardware'na

Senthil: Annae Annae 'software'na ena, 'hardware'na Ennanae?



koundamani: adeai bluetooth Mandaya,

"Chedi"ya Pudunguna varume adhu Soft veru,

"Maratha" Pudunguna Athu Hard veru' da..

Ithuku than urukulla oru

"ALL IN ALL"

ALLAGUraja . Thevainu solrathu.............!

Password incorrect (mr.bean)

Smartness:

Mr.Bean changed al his pswd 2 'incorrect', so wenever he forgets, den d computer reminds him,

"Ur pswd s incorrect"...

THINK DIFF:)

Password incorrect (mr.bean)

Smartness:

Mr.Bean changed al his pswd 2 'incorrect', so wenever he forgets, den d computer reminds him,

"Ur pswd s incorrect"...

THINK DIFF:)

Software Thirukkural lines

Software Thirukkural : Emmozhi marandhaarkum job undaam, job illai C , C++ marandhaarku. -Thiru valluvar(B.E.)

Software Thirukkural lines

Software Thirukkural : Emmozhi marandhaarkum job undaam, job illai C , C++ marandhaarku. -Thiru valluvar(B.E.)