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Kaatu Poochi


2 poochi night walking pochu. Oru poochiku romba kuliruchu, innoru poochiku kulirla.  Why?Yenna adhu"KAMBLI POOCHI" idhu yelam msgnu padikra neenga oru Pulla POOCHI Ha ha ha ha              



By "KAATU POOCHI AND CO" ENGALUKU KILAIKAL VERU ENGUM KIDAIYADU.

3ru murai jabiyungal....


Udambil vaivu,vayitru pun,sorvu,mana kavalai, mamiyar kavalai,mamanar kavalai anaithum poga im mandhirathai 3ru murai jabiyungal....


'jhill jangg jak!!!'
jill jill jiga jiga...

Kulikkadha Nee


Theriyadha Kaatrum..



Puriyadha Kavidhaiyum..



Solladha kadhalum..



Kalaiyadha Kanavum..



Kulikkadha Neeyum Endrume Alagudhaan.

Ayyo ayyo sirikatha..

Avlo danga Padippu - Tamil sms


Yenna than neenga

MBA,

MCA,

Msc,

BE,

ME,

BA,

BCOM,

Bsc,etc.

Mudichalum passport application'la kai naatu vechu dhan aganum

Avalo thaanga padipu.



Todays mokkai







Eli saptu micham vacha saadham


enna saadham? 


Yoasinga therilayaa?




Adhaan,




"Elimicha saadham"


siringa illa, alunga 



Mokka sms with vadivel

Vadivel: Intha Oorla Saappadu Enga vikkum?

Parthipan: Intha Oorla mattum illa, Entha Oorla saapittalum

Thondaila than "VIKKUM"...

Nee than bilgates ah

Vadivel: ne than bilgates ah?

Bilgates: s, wat do u want?

Vadivel: yenna computer company vachi nadathura? my pictures nu iruku, open panna en photo onnu kooda illa.

Windows nu iruku open panna kaathu varamatenguthu.

My doc nu iruku aana athula en veetu pathiram illaye pa.:-P

Bilgates:...?!

Nee than bilgates ah

Vadivel: ne than bilgates ah?

Bilgates: s, wat do u want?

Vadivel: yenna computer company vachi nadathura? my pictures nu iruku, open panna en photo onnu kooda illa.

Windows nu iruku open panna kaathu varamatenguthu.

My doc nu iruku aana athula en veetu pathiram illaye pa.:-P

Bilgates:...?!

Tomorrow test. .

Patient1 : Enna Book Padikire? Patient2 : 'Blood' Pathi Padikiraen. Patient1 : why? Patient2 : Doctor Sollitaar, Nalaikku Enakku Blood Test'aam.

Tomorrow test. .

Patient1 : Enna Book Padikire? Patient2 : 'Blood' Pathi Padikiraen. Patient1 : why? Patient2 : Doctor Sollitaar, Nalaikku Enakku Blood Test'aam.

Kulikkum pothu shock

Man1:Thannila irunthu yen minsaram Edukkuranga.?

Man2:loosu Appadi Edukkalana Kulikkum pothu shock adichirum..

By-edison'oda close friend..

Kulikkum pothu shock

Man1:Thannila irunthu yen minsaram Edukkuranga.?

Man2:loosu Appadi Edukkalana Kulikkum pothu shock adichirum..

By-edison'oda close friend..

Kaakha yen karupa iruku?

Kaakha yen karupa iruku?











Yena adhu veila romba suthuthu...

Ye dandanaka.

Kaakha yen karupa iruku?

Kaakha yen karupa iruku?











Yena adhu veila romba suthuthu...

Ye dandanaka.

Terrible english by PT sir

1) There is no wind in the football.

2) I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

3) you rotate the ground 4 times.

4) you go and understand the tree.

5) I'll give you slap.

6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father.

7)Close the window airforce is coming.

8)I have two daughters and both are girls.

9) Stand in a straight circle.

&the best one...

10)Why Haircut not cut..?

Terrible english by PT sir

1) There is no wind in the football.

2) I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

3) you rotate the ground 4 times.

4) you go and understand the tree.

5) I'll give you slap.

6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father.

7)Close the window airforce is coming.

8)I have two daughters and both are girls.

9) Stand in a straight circle.

&the best one...

10)Why Haircut not cut..?

Definition of mokka. . .

Explain mokka in detail? (8 marks)



A mokka is defined as a comedy or a joke without a laugh.



Characteristics:

1. None will laugh after a mokka

2. Every one will say oussss...



Applications:

1. We can put mokka when talking .



DISADVANTAGE:

A Strong moka can even cause blood in ears



Advantage:

1. Its simple & easy to put.

2. The speciality in it is that everyone can put mokkais.



By Romba Theory paper padikum sangam...

Definition of mokka. . .

Explain mokka in detail? (8 marks)



A mokka is defined as a comedy or a joke without a laugh.



Characteristics:

1. None will laugh after a mokka

2. Every one will say oussss...



Applications:

1. We can put mokka when talking .



DISADVANTAGE:

A Strong moka can even cause blood in ears



Advantage:

1. Its simple & easy to put.

2. The speciality in it is that everyone can put mokkais.



By Romba Theory paper padikum sangam...

'Lovely kavithai'

'Lovely kavithai':

Suriyan varaintha azhagana oviyam...!


































''en nizhal''. :-) Dont cry.
Sila unmaigal kasakka than seiyum.. Gud night.

'Lovely kavithai'

'Lovely kavithai':

Suriyan varaintha azhagana oviyam...!


































''en nizhal''. :-) Dont cry.
Sila unmaigal kasakka than seiyum.. Gud night.